Oh yeah, right, sure. Ryan has finally admitted that he was the cause of the Great Break Room Crisis of 2016/17. That’s all well and good, but I wouldn’t trust that idiot to make beans on toast (at least, not without burning the toast, spilling the beans and breaking three plates in the process), so … [Expand…]
Finally, a client that is just so me. It’s a bit of a shame we’re in Alice Springs and they’re in Melbourne, but hopefully I can get some time off, sweet talk the boss into giving us some vouchers and boom, laser hair removal for everyone! Or just me, because shaving is the world’s worst … [Expand…]
Most people really hate meetings. I don’t mind them, really…if it’s relevant, then all the better. If it’s nothing that I should be worrying about, then I slip into my favourite daydream: getting married on a mountaintop in the Canadian Rockies while a really famous band from the eighties sings an incredibly famous song. It’s … [Expand…]
I’m this close to unplugging my phone. This close to unplugging it, untangling all these wires and hurling it right out of the window. I bet I could nail the shot into the skip from the window, if I didn’t actually need this phone for things that are important. Like…uh…I’ll think of something. I have … [Expand…]
I like cats a lot, hence why most of the things in my home are shaped like cats. Everything is cats, even the furniture. It’s all cats. It’s okay, I know what you’re thinking: crazy cat lady alert! Well, let me set your mind at ease, because I totally have a boyfriend. He lives in … [Expand…]
It’s 2016, and I’m personally outraged that we don’t have access to virtual reality. And the frustrating thing is, we were so close. There was that ground-breaking demonstration from the Melbourne guy who’d been working in his basement for like seven years, and it looked like everything we’d imagined. What was it? Non-wind? Flawless, immersive, … [Expand…]
Please don’t tell Maya, but I’m totally skipping on our diet. She’d understand if I could explain, seriously. We’ve had the inspections, the paperwork on my desk is starting to look like Everest and then Gary had to have a birthday like a jerk. Maya and I talked ourselves into eating the Banoffee Pie because … [Expand…]
Birthday at work are…well, a bit of a waste of time for me at the moment. I’ve been on a diet ever since Kim clicked on a link and said there was ‘one weird trick’ to lose weight. We couldn’t make head or tail of the results, but it seemed to involve bananas, so we’ve … [Expand…]
If I could snap my fingers and remove one thing from the world…I really don’t know at the moment. My desk calendar gives me one interesting thought to ponder per day, and when I got into work this morning and tore off yesterday’s (‘which historical figure would you most like to hug, and why?’), I … [Expand…]
I’ll take more meetings any day. Like, meetings, conferences, emergency team briefings, whatever it takes to get me out of that cubicle. Boss needs volunteers to go downstairs and pick up the paper delivery? I’ll do it. And you can bet I’ll be spending a good chunk of time doing it as well, along with … [Expand…]
