Danger Heats Up

I want to warn you in advance: what I’m about to tell you next will not make sense. It doesn’t even feel real to me, and I was there to witness it. My memories are a fog; I can tell that they are there but can’t make out anything except the vastness of it all. … [Expand…]

Gnome Home Loan

There is a little-known fact about the rental market that I am going to spell out for you today, so listen closely. Every architect, interior designer and builder who knows their stuff will tell you that there’s one secret no tenant will ever find out. Every Melbourne property will come with its own gnome.  Those … [Expand…]

Invisible A/C Bandit

Being invisible would have been unbearable if it wasn’t for the mischievous nature that had followed Goob into the afterlife. It was the only thing that he figured he also was when he was alive. Not that he had any clear memory from his time as a living being but he liked to imagine that … [Expand…]

Hiding Wood Work

The sky was forebodingly beginning to turn a stop-sign red by the time Otto neared the store. A trip that would have taken him less than five minutes before the zombies had appeared quickly turned into a half-hour stealth route. Even during their resting hour, he had to be sure to stay out of sight … [Expand…]